Debt-burdened Buddies T-Shirts

"These are the people I hate dealing with...buried in debt unsure about their futures, no hopes or prospects."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Fries and kids

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

Accident-Prone Support Group.

Working Vacation.

Frigid Cold

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

'I bet the Joneses can't afford to be this much in debt!'

Cashflow - The milkman is here.

Psychiatry. Why do you feel you're living on borrowed time? Because time is money!

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

"Only IOUs this time, but at least we're getting closer to developing a money tree."

'You have 17 creditors that won't get paid this month.'

Medical Bills.

"Our house is on credit, our cars are on credit, our vacations are on credit. Banks are always failing, it's just that ours will never go bancrupt."

'I hope your company does not have mandatory retirement at 65. I'll have to work until 95 to pay off my student loans.'

'One day, son, none of this will be yours...'

You've raised my credit limit? Thanks, I guess...I'm forever in your debt!