Debt-despondent Students T-Shirts

"These are the people I hate dealing with...buried in debt unsure about their futures, no hopes or prospects."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

Gone for Broke College

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

College tuition fees.

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

"How do you do? I'm your wife's 'maxed - out' credit card, from a previous marriage."

Graduate receives a tax bill instead of a diploma

'You owe us on the loan we made to you to get married.'

'Any chance of a bailout?'

It was bad enough being saddled with debt --- Now they're starting to apply the spurs!

MD: Specializing in diseases that will pay off his student loans.

"You're dying, why are you smiling?"

"You have your whole lives ahead of you to wallow in debt..."