Student Debt Survivor T-Shirts

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"Hey! Mine is a list of debt counselors."

'I realized that I spent $100,000 to get a $12-per-hour job. In another 40 years I could break even.'

The class of 2008 in 2068.

"You have your whole lives ahead of you to wish you had gone to a cheaper college."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Student Debt

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Life plan

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'What did you learn at university today?'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

Borrowed 200K for mime school

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

College tuition fees.

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.