Student Loan Struggler T-Shirts

Dear Sir, This is a friendly reminder regarding your delinquent student loan payment...

"I'd like to pay back my student loans now, if you'll lend me the money."

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Student Debt

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Modern Studying

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Life plan

Gone for Broke College

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."