Dealing With Unexpected Expenses Gifts

"That feeling when you're suddenly hit with a large bill."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

"Homeowner please help."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'She's gone shopping, my money was burning a hole in her pocket'

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"For healthy older patients like yourself who are running out of money, I prescribe red meat, fat, and booze."

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

'Things must be bad, even she's struggling.'

"Things are looking up..."

"I need to see the Father."

'Sweet! Money to pay my health insurance premium!'

'Being of sound mind...I spent all my money on booze and broads.'

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattress.'

Man withdrawing money from the bank in a financial crisis

'Cheer-up, buddy! I'll just betcha after bankruptcy and restructuring, your iconic snack cake will be back in that vending machine.'

'I'll need to run a few more tests. . . to cover my daughter's orthodontia.'

"Congratulations, you just bought the book WE put up for auction!"

Benefit mistakes cost £one billion a year... Well, in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct, they just weren't in the right order.

"You're living within our means, isn't that enough?"

Why don't you spend Christmas with me?..I'm having pigeon.

Health Costs

"Ooh, I need this!"