Dealing With A Tree Disease Gifts

"The disease is quite far along. . . I'm sorry, but you can kiss your ASH goodbye!"

"First time pruning?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Tree collapse...

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Let's hope it'll work!"

"I will avenge you, Father."

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"It's called being preemptive."

Sawrd Fighting

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

'Well, Ranger Thomas, I'm afraid you've got Dutch Elm disease!'

"I love trees."

'You don't make house calls? But you're a tree surgeon...'

'You've all the symptoms of Dutch elm disease, so I'm referring you to a tree surgeon!'

Cutting the tree too early?

Tree growing

'My needles are falling! My bark is peeling! I must have Dutch Elm Disease!'

Tree at the barber's.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

Lumberjack - Yew Tube.