Daylight Saving Time Joker Pillows

Unfortunately Dracula had forgotten all about daylight saving time.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Snowman Driver

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"You idiots … we lost!"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

The End is Night

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'A room with double beds, please.'

A clown & his clone.