Daylight Saving Time Joker Pillows

Unfortunately Dracula had forgotten all about daylight saving time.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Snowman Driver

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"You idiots … we lost!"

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

A clown & his clone.

'A room with double beds, please.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."