Daylight Saving Disbeliever Pillows

'They've come up with something called 'Daylight Saving Time,' and I'm darned if I can understand it.'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"I don't like space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

"You wanted to miss the Matisse show."

"So much for global warming!"

'The doctor from 'daytime television' said I've got gall stones, but I thought I'd better come to you for a second opinion.'

"Hi Honey, don't forget to set your clock in the studio ahead today."

You will not buy toilet paper...you will not buy toilet paper....

Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.

The world can fry like a chip and end tomorrow as far as I'm concerned! I've made sure all my money is safe.

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."

'I hate daylight saving time!'

"A completely new concept in Television, a Vorderman free channel!!"

The joys of daylight saving

"I can tell when Spring is just around the corner ... I can't see out the window."

"Tweet? I don't think so."

'We can't have a centrally planned economy, but we can have a centrally planned ecology.'

'I wouldn't have any savings at all if it weren't for daylight savings time.'

Animals and Daylight Savings Time. . .

'Is my biological clock on standard or daylight savings time?'

'They've come up with something called 'Daylight Saving Time,' and I'm darned if I can understand it.'

End of the World Potponed Again

City Dump: Garbage/Metal/Reality TVs

'Everything is illusory, but television is ESPECIALLY illusory.'

Computer user thinking 'The problem with e-books is that they are e-books.'

"I wonder how the experts can talk about increasing temperatures within years... the same experts who can't even do a reliable forecast for tomorrow..."

"Apparently, nobody up there gives a crap that daylight-saving time is over."