Daylight Savings Critic Pillows

"Apparently, nobody up there gives a crap that daylight-saving time is over."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you."

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."

Winter Coat

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

Pat Buchanan - Political Commentator.

Stonehenge. I hate resetting this thing for daylight savings!

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. . . we need to make savings to pay for the locums!"

Santa: 8 Items or less

"Hi Honey, don't forget to set your clock in the studio ahead today."

The Month of November

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

'With daylight savings time starting this weekend, I now have to get up an hour earlier to crow.'

"If I could time travel, I'd go back to the hour we lost when the clocks changed to British Summer Time."

'Ugh! Savings sprees are so dull.'

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

'I hate daylight saving time!'

"I can tell when Spring is just around the corner ... I can't see out the window."

The joys of daylight saving

'Two can live as cheaply as one, but I refuse to live with a cheapskate.'

This is not about team building, but about cutting back on labour costs...

'I wouldn't have any savings at all if it weren't for daylight savings time.'

Animals and Daylight Savings Time. . .

'Is my biological clock on standard or daylight savings time?'