Daylight Saving Skeptic Pillows

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"I don't like space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

"You wanted to miss the Matisse show."

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"So much for global warming!"

Daylight Saving

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

First Cynic in Space

'The doctor from 'daytime television' said I've got gall stones, but I thought I'd better come to you for a second opinion.'

Stonehenge. I hate resetting this thing for daylight savings!

Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.

The world can fry like a chip and end tomorrow as far as I'm concerned! I've made sure all my money is safe.

"Hi Honey, don't forget to set your clock in the studio ahead today."

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

'With daylight savings time starting this weekend, I now have to get up an hour earlier to crow.'

"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."

"I can tell when Spring is just around the corner ... I can't see out the window."

'I hate daylight saving time!'

"If I could time travel, I'd go back to the hour we lost when the clocks changed to British Summer Time."

"A completely new concept in Television, a Vorderman free channel!!"

"No wonder they leave the house every day: daytime TV is awful..."

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

'We can't have a centrally planned economy, but we can have a centrally planned ecology.'

The joys of daylight saving

'I wouldn't have any savings at all if it weren't for daylight savings time.'

Animals and Daylight Savings Time. . .

"Who needs an alarm clock when it's daylight savings time."

"Sunrise, yes -- dawning of a new day may be overstating it."