Daylight Saving Disbeliever Prints

'They've come up with something called 'Daylight Saving Time,' and I'm darned if I can understand it.'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"I don't like space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

"You wanted to miss the Matisse show."

"If you're thinking of evolving, don't bother."

"So much for global warming!"

'The doctor from 'daytime television' said I've got gall stones, but I thought I'd better come to you for a second opinion.'

The world can fry like a chip and end tomorrow as far as I'm concerned! I've made sure all my money is safe.

You will not buy toilet paper...you will not buy toilet paper....

Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.

"Hi Honey, don't forget to set your clock in the studio ahead today."

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."

"Tweet? I don't think so."

"If I could time travel, I'd go back to the hour we lost when the clocks changed to British Summer Time."

'We can't have a centrally planned economy, but we can have a centrally planned ecology.'

"A completely new concept in Television, a Vorderman free channel!!"

'I hate daylight saving time!'

"I can tell when Spring is just around the corner ... I can't see out the window."

The joys of daylight saving

'I wouldn't have any savings at all if it weren't for daylight savings time.'

Animals and Daylight Savings Time. . .

City Dump: Garbage/Metal/Reality TVs

End of the World Potponed Again

'Everything is illusory, but television is ESPECIALLY illusory.'

'They've come up with something called 'Daylight Saving Time,' and I'm darned if I can understand it.'

'Is my biological clock on standard or daylight savings time?'

Computer user thinking 'The problem with e-books is that they are e-books.'

"I wonder how the experts can talk about increasing temperatures within years... the same experts who can't even do a reliable forecast for tomorrow..."