Daylight Optimization Gifts

"Our proposal is to start each day with GMT to give light mornings, then switch to BST in the afternoon for the light evenings."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'Since this is Daylight Savings Time, can we save some daylight and use it next winter?'

"This was the best school day of the week!"

Emerging from darkness to light

Daylight Saving

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

Stonehenge. I hate resetting this thing for daylight savings!

"Baldo have you been on your computer all night?"

'With daylight savings time starting this weekend, I now have to get up an hour earlier to crow.'

Cows trying to liberate humans

'I hate daylight saving time!'

The joys of daylight saving

"I can tell when Spring is just around the corner ... I can't see out the window."

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

"Hold it! What am I doing? I've never been here. And I got class pictures tomorrow! Why didn't I leave when I had the chance?"

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

'I wouldn't have any savings at all if it weren't for daylight savings time.'

Animals and Daylight Savings Time. . .

'I thought you were at your Grandmother's funeral - buried at sea, was she?'

"Who needs an alarm clock when it's daylight savings time."

"I hate when the clocks go back."

'Did you get a chance to change the clocks yet?'