Daylight Optimization T-Shirts

"Our proposal is to start each day with GMT to give light mornings, then switch to BST in the afternoon for the light evenings."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Emerging from darkness to light

Daylight Saving

'Since this is Daylight Savings Time, can we save some daylight and use it next winter?'

"This was the best school day of the week!"

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

"Baldo have you been on your computer all night?"

'With daylight savings time starting this weekend, I now have to get up an hour earlier to crow.'

"I can tell when Spring is just around the corner ... I can't see out the window."

"Hold it! What am I doing? I've never been here. And I got class pictures tomorrow! Why didn't I leave when I had the chance?"

Cows trying to liberate humans

The joys of daylight saving

'I hate daylight saving time!'

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

'I wouldn't have any savings at all if it weren't for daylight savings time.'

Animals and Daylight Savings Time. . .

'They've come up with something called 'Daylight Saving Time,' and I'm darned if I can understand it.'

'I thought you were at your Grandmother's funeral - buried at sea, was she?'

"I hate when the clocks go back."

"Who needs an alarm clock when it's daylight savings time."

'Did you get a chance to change the clocks yet?'