Seize The Day Strategist T-Shirts

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Talk to my lawyer.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with sports.'

'Your ego seems to be your primary problem.'

'Why do I always have to be the one to connect the dots for you people?'

DING DONG!

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

The baseball players psychiatrist.

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

"A four-year, $60 million contract and he can't even do a decent end-zone dance!"

Service Entry.

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

'Would you believe we forgot to put anything in the contract about him actually playing football?'

Umbrella fight.

"I forgot to call in dead."

"Gotta go."