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'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football supporters.