Day Trading Gifts

Day trading.

'Exactly how much do you have to speculate before anything starts to accumulate?'

'The market was up today on rumors that the rumors were only rumors...'

"Nothing about Day Trading?"

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better.

'Now a look at today's trading figures'.

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

'Been toying with commodities again, have we?'

'Howard's thrilled that he completed his first trade using a PC, except that he's not sure if he bought 100 shares of GM, or shorted the entire NASDAQ.'

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

Warren Buffett Talk.

Man managing own stock portfolio with vulture in window.

'And equivalents? Jeremy, cash has no equivalents.'

'Here's an interesting low cost Internet stock. It opened at 10 and now...opps, it's 240.'

'Haven't you ever heard of the stock exchange tradition of the opening belt?'

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

'Was Benedict Arnold just a plain old traitor, or was he a day traitor, like you, dad?'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Will work for ETFs