Dating Tales Lover Gifts

"Well, I'm sort of between quests at the moment."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

Love at First Sight.

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Adam and Eve Arrested

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Finding Bigfoot

'That looks tempting.'

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

Might Versus Right.

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

"You lead such an interesting life. I've never been called to testify before a Congressional Banking Committee."

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

Mouse on mouse action.

Robo-Date Dating Service. We'll have to fix you up before we can fix you up.

"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

Romance Writer

"My messy divorce actually led to romance. The lawyers fell in love."

Border Security

'Jason and the vodkasnorts'

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

"Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure." "Sorry." "As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone." "Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw?" "Or did the fault lie entirely with my date?" "Feel free to speak candidly." "Mother."

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"Baldo...I...I don't know what to say."

T-Rex Basketball

Ralph Rackstraw and Josephine HMS Pinafore