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"Well, I'm sort of between quests at the moment."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

Love at First Sight.

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Adam and Eve Arrested

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

'That looks tempting.'

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

Might Versus Right.

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

"You lead such an interesting life. I've never been called to testify before a Congressional Banking Committee."

Mouse on mouse action.

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

Romance Writer

"My messy divorce actually led to romance. The lawyers fell in love."

Border Security

'Jason and the vodkasnorts'

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

"Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure." "Sorry." "As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone." "Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw?" "Or did the fault lie entirely with my date?" "Feel free to speak candidly." "Mother."

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

"Baldo...I...I don't know what to say."

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

Ralph Rackstraw and Josephine HMS Pinafore

T-Rex Basketball

Dragons eating a knight - 'Once you get the shell off they're delicious!'