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"You lead such an interesting life. I've never been called to testify before a Congressional Banking Committee."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

In Desperate Straits.

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"You've been really interesting ever since we got through your origin story."

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Anne didn't see the relationship as being over....

The world's most uncomfortable guy on his first day at work. 'This company is run by all my ex-girlfriends.'

"So how was your date with Smiley?"

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Well, I'm sort of between quests at the moment."

'The date didn't go too well. I should have taken her to a place that had more challenging placemats.'

"My blind date?! Oh, he was Arabian alright, but he was a camel..."

'Like I said in my ad - GSOH.'

Earlier that day. Cheapskate Ernie bought discounted love potion 8.

"Oh, it's feeding time in Egoville?"

We don't want to see your pull-down menu

"Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure." "Sorry." "As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone." "Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw?" "Or did the fault lie entirely with my date?" "Feel free to speak candidly." "Mother."

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

"Public display of rejection"

"It's the unibrow, isn't it?"

'My blind date describes himself as a product of the 70's. I hope I recognize him.'

'I don't think of you as a sex object, Irene -- I think of you as two sex objects!'

'You'd think you guys never saw a baby before!'

'I met him through a chatline website - he's a computer error.'

But, enough about me...