Humorous Dating Storyteller T-Shirts

Celebrate the fun of storytelling with a t-shirt that’s as witty as your loved one’s romantic adventures. Ideal for casual wear and sharing their humor with the world.

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We don't want to see your pull-down menu

We don't want to see your pull-down menu mockup

We don't want to see your pull-down menu

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"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..." mockup

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

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After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed. mockup

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

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In Desperate Straits.

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"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat." mockup

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

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'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.' mockup

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

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'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.' mockup

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

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'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...' mockup

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

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'You're an estate agent aren't you?' mockup

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

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"He's a terrible drunk."

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'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!' mockup

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

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"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ." mockup

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

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'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.' mockup

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

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'I was warned about online dating.' mockup

'I was warned about online dating.'

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He's Tasty!

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Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note. mockup

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

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"Boy, your sister wasn't kidding when she said you were the face of the company."

"Boy, your sister wasn't kidding when she said you were the face of the company." mockup

"Boy, your sister wasn't kidding when she said you were the face of the company."

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"Did I mention the date I had last night? A complete stiff, no sense of humor ... much too cerebral."

"Did I mention the date I had last night? A complete stiff, no sense of humor ... much too cerebral." mockup

"Did I mention the date I had last night? A complete stiff, no sense of humor ... much too cerebral."

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'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

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"You lead such an interesting life. I've never been called to testify before a Congressional Banking Committee."

"You lead such an interesting life. I've never been called to testify before a Congressional Banking Committee." mockup

"You lead such an interesting life. I've never been called to testify before a Congressional Banking Committee."

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Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again! mockup

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

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Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

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