Dating Site Swiper Pillows

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Menu Dating

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Using a social media app to date

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

"I'll be honest with you, Jeannette, I'm looking for a no-load relationship."

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

"I hate these dating sites. What ever happened to meeting a guy on a shrub, laying a couple hundred eggs, and then biting off his had while he's watching sports center.'

"To save time getting to know me, I've had a QR code tattooed to my stomach."

'What the... I told the dating agency to send serious candidates only!!'

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

"I'm looking for a dreamboat, not a shipwreck."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

Psychic Dating Hotline

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

Big smart phone and small tablet.

'It's not you, Karen. It's our matchmaking service.'

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

"So what's the next landmark we can build for people's dating app profile pictures?"

'I've already tried the on-line datiing thing, Now I've decided to adopt!'

Computer dating.

"There's a woman on tinder called Melania Trump."

A woman with a laptop

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