Dating Site Sleuth Gifts

"They say he even opened an account on eHarmony!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

Mysteries.

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

I'd rather be phishing.

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

Able to Google Stuff Man

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

Gone Phishing

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

Identity in the networks

'I see you have some blended content. Some of it's tue, some of it's false.'

"So - we meet at last."

'The mean age of our visitor is 50. It seems like when they turn 50 they get mean.'

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."