Dating Rights Debater Pillows

'Men never appreciate what's at stake in a relationship.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

I can have any woman I please - trouble is, these days they're almost impossible to please.

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

Bleeding flag...

'My wife was psychic and divorced me over an affair I hadn't had yet.'

'All right, I agree with you.'

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

'It's silly to jump at the first man who comes along.'

"I was being myself like you advised. That's when she dumped me!"

"It seems your polls have slumped ever since that issue with the washing up."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

Cops at domestic scene with the Hickenloopers.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

?20 tax breaks for married couples - 'If we got married we could afford to binge drink.'

"So, it's illegal to charge a mobile phone now, is it."

"Next time you give me anniversary flowers go out and buy them!"

Speed Dating/Speed Dumping

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

'My trial marriage was dismissed for lack of evidence.'

'So now I've got a dollar burning a hole in my pocket...'

"It will be nice to get out, have a few bitter generalizations, and come home."

"Where you want to hunt and gather tonight?"

"He said he's with another woman, but I know that he's at the golf club again."

'It's Fred, he wants to know if you want to go fishing Saturday. The day of our wedding anniversary.'