Love Debater Pillows

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"The weird thing is, this all started when we argued about who loved who most!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

What's normal?

Scarcity

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

The economy.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Changing Minds

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Now that's a win."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

Roe v. Wade

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Unanimous voting.

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Arthur Schopenhauer

"At least we agree to disagree."