Valentine's Day Debater Pillows

"Before I consent to being your Valentine you'll have to agree to these terms and conditions."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

What's normal?

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Scarcity

"You owe me five bucks."

The economy.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Changing Minds

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Lord George brings news of the debate

Unanimous voting.

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Roe v. Wade

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Arthur Schopenhauer

"At least we agree to disagree."

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'