Love Discussant Pillows

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Scarcity

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What's normal?

The economy.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Changing Minds

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Unanimous voting.

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

Roe v. Wade

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Arthur Schopenhauer

"At least we agree to disagree."

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Rock and a Hard Place