Dating Funsters Pillows

'Yep! She said the corner of 'get lost' and 'never' at midnight.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Cheeze Wiz.

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Leopards do change their spots

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

Person playing the cymbals.

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

Food Science Lab. There's jealousy among the peanut butter molecules. "Smooth" does out all the time and "chunky" can't get a date.

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

NASA Mission Control Room & Out of Control Room

A judge plays with scales held by a statue of Lady Justice.

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

The Cheshire Dog.

"Straw, sticks and bricks are in aisle seventeen. Wolf repellent is in aisle four."

"As it says in Matthew 26-40, 'So, you had not the strength to stay awake with me ONE hour?'"

'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'

'I'm starting my exercise program slowly...I'm pulling on the refrigerator door 30 times a day now.'

Billy Connelly.

"We thank you, Lord, for bestowing your blessings upon us. But, hey - who made that virus?"

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about the future?'

Aliens use beer as bait.

I think you need to recuse yourself from this trial, your honor. I plan to flirt with this witness, and you're much too handsome to compete with.

"Clean up on isle 1."

"I've heard of a 'camel toe' but that is ridiculous."

'Wait, we have to go back! - I forgot my air guitar!'

'Bernie. You better have my ashtray by the time I get there!'

'No! No! I said carve a SACRED cow!'

"I failed the physical"