Dating Funsters Pillows

'Yep! She said the corner of 'get lost' and 'never' at midnight.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Leopards do change their spots

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Person playing the cymbals.

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

A judge plays with scales held by a statue of Lady Justice.

NASA Mission Control Room & Out of Control Room

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"Straw, sticks and bricks are in aisle seventeen. Wolf repellent is in aisle four."

"We thank you, Lord, for bestowing your blessings upon us. But, hey - who made that virus?"

'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'

'I'm starting my exercise program slowly...I'm pulling on the refrigerator door 30 times a day now.'

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

Aliens use beer as bait.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about the future?'

"I've heard of a 'camel toe' but that is ridiculous."

"Clean up on isle 1."

'Bernie. You better have my ashtray by the time I get there!'

'Wait, we have to go back! - I forgot my air guitar!'

'Woof woof.' - 'I thought it was against company policy to have animals in the office.'

'It's nice to know a girl can still stop traffic.'