Dating Dialogue Pillows

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Meet the Enemy

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Dialogue

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'45 and never been divorced? What's wrong with him?'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.'

"Uncommunicative? Have you tried texting him?"

'I feel obligated to tell you that this offer may expire without prior written notice.'

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

"This has always been your answer to everything, hasn't it !"

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'We may be old but the supermarket's automatic doors still acknowledge our existence, so we still matter.'

Masculine Dress - For Women

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"