Dating Dialogue Gifts

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Meet the Enemy

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Exciting potato bugs.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Dialogue

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'45 and never been divorced? What's wrong with him?'

'I feel obligated to tell you that this offer may expire without prior written notice.'

"Uncommunicative? Have you tried texting him?"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

"No need to Whatsapp me dear, I'm right here."

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.'

"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

'We may be old but the supermarket's automatic doors still acknowledge our existence, so we still matter.'

Masculine Dress - For Women

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.

"I was being myself like you advised. That's when she dumped me!"

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."