Movie Dialogue Lover Gifts

'A page from Sylvester Stallone's newest film script.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Exciting potato bugs.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Kirsten Johnson

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Conversation between Dogs.

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Hollywood expressed an interest in doing a movie on Iraq, with Anthony Hopkins as Saddam.'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Ennio Morricone

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

You are very important to me!

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

James Bond: Senior Years.

Bar Therapy

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

"No sign of Simba?"

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Cinema. Save me a seat, dear, behind you.

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.