Dating Comic Fan Pillows

'Yes, of course you can see me again. I'll send you a photo.'

'Hi, I'm Lars Fusco, and I've got a bottle of wine back at my house that your name on it.'

"Burrow here often?"

Mussels

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Window Treatment

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."