Dating Blogger Gifts

'I normally date older men.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

Studies show foods work miracles!

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

Whoa

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Snoopy with Laptop

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Sexual chemistry set

Ruddy bloggers!

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Creativity 2.0

"Do you have a boyfriend?"