Relationship Bloggers Gifts

'I thought dinner was going so well!'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Press Freedom

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Whoa

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Snoopy with Laptop

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Influence this."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."