Dating Debater Gifts

"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind

"You're saying your one and only true love is here?"

"Can you remember the first time we had sex?"

Colin believed that the first date was the best time to clear up any possible future misunderstandings.

'I sense you're the victim of an intact home...'

'Women want tall, dark, handsome men...' - 'I struggle in those categories' - '...but you can compensate by being funny...' - 'Great! I can be funny' - '...and a billionaire.' - 'Gah.'

"I was being myself like you advised. That's when she dumped me!"

"You know I'm pre-loved."

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

What's normal?

Scarcity

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

The economy.

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Changing Minds

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Now that's a win."

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Unanimous voting.

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Roe v. Wade

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'