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'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Romance

Asking out a palm reader.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Cossack dancers

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"You and your daft inventions."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"Would you like to meet Kate? She's an acceptable risk."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"What wine would you recommend to compliment stony silence?"

'He seems nice.'

Lady Gaga.

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

'I like this place because the waiters are attentive without being obtrusive!'

"My dear, I'm an artist! I reveal my innermost being to people and give them the highest emotions!"

"No! I want to stay up here with you!"

Tube men dancing.

"No pressure but, now that you've got my attention - fascinate me."