Dinner Party Dynamo T-Shirts

'Help me, Mom I need help!'

'I sent out for everything.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Hey, Pal, hope you don't mind - we're running a little low over here.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."