Date Night Dynamo Prints

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Romance

Asking out a palm reader.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Cossack dancers

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"You and your daft inventions."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"Would you like to meet Kate? She's an acceptable risk."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

"What wine would you recommend to compliment stony silence?"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'He seems nice.'

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

'I like this place because the waiters are attentive without being obtrusive!'

"No! I want to stay up here with you!"

Tube men dancing.

"My dear, I'm an artist! I reveal my innermost being to people and give them the highest emotions!"

"No pressure but, now that you've got my attention - fascinate me."