Date Night Dynamos T-Shirts

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Cossack dancers

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"You and your daft inventions."

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Would you like to meet Kate? She's an acceptable risk."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"What wine would you recommend to compliment stony silence?"

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

'I like this place because the waiters are attentive without being obtrusive!'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"No pressure but, now that you've got my attention - fascinate me."

How carried away can we get in this restaurant before the waiter says, "Get a room!"? Menu. ? ?

Politically Correct Dictionaries

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

Knife and Fork Costume

'It will never work between us, Charles. I'm merlot, cabernet, chardonnay and pinot noir. You're a wine cooler.'

Trapeze artist with very long arms

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

My name's Troy, and I'll be your serve tonight. My name's Fred and I'll be talking way too loudly about my colon. I'm still learning my name, and I'll be screaming for no good reason.

'Son, you just got your first credit card and you're going on a date. My advice: keep it in your pants.'

"Get whatever you want. My mom's paying."