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"Pro tip-- use GPS maps, they remember all the places you dig."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Club Antisocial

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'More government surveillance!'

She required plenty of personal space.

Hello from the shed.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

Obama's surveillance of America.

'Invasion of privacy.'

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

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Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"We need to be careful."

"Extra! Extra! Real all about it! Targeted ads based on your search history!"

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

Desert Island with CCTV.

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

'As you all know, I've never been much of a 'people person'.'