Dart Devils Gifts

'You don't have to worry, they're not poisoned.'

Putin and Zelensky

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Business Target

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"Wanna play?"

Sporting maladies.

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Sporting maladies.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Robot Olympics

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.