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'You don't have to worry, they're not poisoned.'

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Business Target

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"Wanna play?"

Sporting maladies.

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

Sporting maladies.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Robot Olympics

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'