The Big Drip Theory of the Universe
Dark Matter Dreamer T-Shirts
Celebrate the cosmos with t-shirts that showcase the mysterious beauty of dark matter, blending science-inspired art with comfortable style for any creative spirit.
'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'
"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"
'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings
"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"
"Houston - you will Not believe this!"
"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I don't like the looks of that!"
"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"
'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'
Schrodinger's Black Box
George Orwell
Alien embryo growing in earth.
"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"
'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'
You must be this tall.
Optimist
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'
"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."
'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'
"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."
"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"
Imagination Navigation.
On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.
A man looks up at the earth
"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."
'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'
"Showoff"
'Which one is named after me?'
Black hole setting
Dark Matter Dreamer T-Shirts Collection
Dark Matter Dreamer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for dark matter dreamers — beautifully designed to inspire curiosity and brighten mornings with cosmic wonder.
Dark Matter Dreamer Pillows
Find pillows that bring the universe’s mysteries into your home — perfect for dreamers and cosmic lovers to relax and ponder.
Dark Matter Dreamer Prints
Decorate with stunning prints inspired by the cosmos and dark matter — perfect for any creative mind fascinated by the universe’s secrets.