Scientific Dreamer T-Shirts

'I'm your guardian angel and I think it's time you knew that for the past 37 years you've been barking up the wrong tree.'

"I'm a poor research scientist. I don't need another credit card."

"Not everyone's cut out to be a mad scientist - maybe you're just meant to be a slightly disgruntled lab technician."

'We don't get paid for thought experiments.'

"Sorry boys, we have to turn back! I left the space station lights on."

'My secret ambition is to find a new element, but to tell the truth, I don't know where to look.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Pipe Dream.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'So what are you studying, young man?'

You must be this tall.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

A man looks up at the earth

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Imagination Navigation.

Epic Battles

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Showoff"