Science Show Dreamer T-Shirts

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Schrodinger's Black Box

You must be this tall.

Epic Battles

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

A man looks up at the earth

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Imagination Navigation.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Showoff"

'Which one is named after me?'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Space exploration"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth