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'It says it's sick of doing things like inventories and payrolls, and it wants to make some breakthroughs in astrophysics.'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

'I think I've made a breakthrough concerning the structure of matter.'

'I can see a short career as a Biology-Lab assistant, but then, nothing...'

Johannes Kepler

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Gardener

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'In Love'

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Epic Battles

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"I've been genetically modified!"

Moon: Made in China

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Shoot For The Moon

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.