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Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

"We seem to have similar life experiences."

"They're from Earth. I wonder if they know Dan?"

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'

You are unique... unless there's a parallel universe.

Ukulelean abduction

Meteorite hurtles towards man who says 'That'll be a special effect' But sign shows film set is elsewhere.

'Somewhere hot and a long way from here please.' - 'Planet Mercury?'

'I just had an awful dream that I married a monster from outer space!'

'Hello - goodbye.'

"Write about robots."

'I've a money making idea...mowing peoples lawns into crop circles and if a UFO lands there, we charge extra.'

"Do you suppose there's life under other rocks?"

Alien waving from a spaceship.

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

Filmgoers wear 3D glasses. Man with different coloured glasses says: 'I'm wearing 4D glasses, so I have also just seen the beginning and end of the universe.'

Pete had found his home planet.

Planet of the Snowmen

Lost astronaut

An astronaut sees a desert island in space.

"I think we are now going off road."

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

Space.

'I do wonder why I didn't take the blooming blue pill!'

Clothes Encounters

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"Let's try Mars. The machines have already taken over here."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Mastering the force was easy, but I still can't manage to get 8 hours sleep a night."

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"He must be one of those new contactless contact lenses."

Star versus UFO...

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"