Dark Matter Dreamer Gifts

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

You must be this tall.

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A man looks up at the earth

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Imagination Navigation.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Showoff"

'Which one is named after me?'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'