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At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Silent type, eh?'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Travellers

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

The Deep Thinker

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

Angst - Zeitgeist.

'Now watch and listen!'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Pearl Fishers

'Something tells me we're close!'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Our Universe: Matter (.0001%), Dark Matter (40%), Spam (60%)

'Oceanographers go home'