"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."
Dark Energy Dreamer T-Shirts
Show off your cosmic curiosity with our Dark Energy Dreamer t-shirts. Ideal for space enthusiasts who like to wear their fascination with the universe with a touch of humor.
Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"
Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings
Swinging on a star.
"Houston - you will Not believe this!"
"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"
The Amazing Man-Spider
"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"
"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."
"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"
'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'
'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'
'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'
"I never dreamed we'd migrate."
Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre
'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'
'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'
Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"
Giant using sheep as cotton buds
Super Heroes.
Eagle (The Divine Comedy).
Schrodinger's Black Box
Optimist
You must be this tall.
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."
"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."
"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"
"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."
"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."
Dark Energy Dreamer T-Shirts Collection
Dark Energy Dreamer Mugs
Discover more cosmic humor and space-inspired mugs in our Dark Energy Dreamer collection—perfect for adding a touch of the universe to your morning routine.
Dark Energy Dreamer Pillows
Add a celestial charm to your home with pillows that celebrate cosmic mysteries and creative dreams in our Dark Energy Dreamer selection.
Dark Energy Dreamer Prints
Bring the universe into your space with stunning prints inspired by dark energy and cosmic wonder—explore our collection for inspiring wall art.