Dark Humor Gifts

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

"Yep! Should have gone with plan 'B'!"

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

"I knew I smelled something funny."

Suicide by Domino

Nothing Good Ahead

As you can see from his violent resistance to being injected witha cocktail of psychotropic drugs the patient is clearly psychotic.

"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

"Don't freak out - it's just a save-the-date."

'Let me through, I'm a creditor!'

'Sleep well, Mrs. Krantz. When you wake up again your heart will be as good as new!'

Good News / Bad News

'I still can't believe he's not snoring.'

The meek inherit the earth.

'Let's see - your life insurance is paid...we got the rat poison...now let's go home and have a nice cup of tea!'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Cambridge Supplies, Inc. - Back to School Special

Death and the mp3 player.

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

He never could fit in.

"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."

"Oh dear Lord no! There had to have been another way!"

"Make it look like natural selection."

'I take it that it's not good news doc'

A man with a happy face balloon is about to have it popped by Death.

". . . and now for some superduper funtastic team bonding games."

Gingerbread Man

Heads Will Roll

"The bastards!"

"If you can keep a secret, I'll tell you how my husband died."

Optimist

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

101 uses of a dead cat: croquet hoops.

An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.